Reminds me somewhat of this one here. ;-)

you do realize it doesn't take that long...we are just avoiding doing all sorts of other tasks...smart phones/tablets have only made this 10x worse.

We get it all done while you are getting ready in the bathroom

Fries with a fork, this fancy son of a bitch. But with hand delivery you can control the ketchup entry into your mouth and avoid the need for napkinng(?)! I like how many fries I ate with my hands, so you can sass someone else, buster.

I make eggs over easy almost every morning for myself, and every time I think, “Man, I wish I had some Hollandaise sauce to put over these.”

In the bottle of Tabasco sauce, where they belong.

Most people sit within 3 feet of their monitor.

GW- 2

Confused, is that logo for an NBA team or a new SB Nation blog?

“I don’t think he likes or respects stars.”

The good news for McCoy is that Rex Ryan will probably let him eat all the cake he wants in Buffalo.

They want to see how much their ticket revenue is decreased. If the signs are too clear, people won't tend to park illegally and their revenue from tickets will be drastically cut.

Why test them? They already look a billion times clearer.

Ugh... you might need to reconsider that relationship.

She looks, and she's reminded that the joke is really on her.

My 1.5 year old smelled like she crapped her diaper.

My son was born on April 1st and that little disappointment continues to be the cruelest prank the universe has ever played on me.

No sir, you are a hero. I noticed it as well, was confusing. And I still have no idea what an I-Clicker is, besides you ‘need’ one for certain classes. I mean, there is no description on the amazon page at all. it’s a book supplement....WHAT? Ahem, sorry.

If I’m alone on this I’ll gladly eat crow, but it seems odd to number the picture and then list the items in out-of-order bullet points.

I don't actually listen to it, but Matt Ufford's "Uffsides" is too cute to get mad at. SB Nation just seems like goofy dudes having fun - being mad at them is like being mad at a puppy for peeing on the rug. Simmons doing this is like when a big chain supermarket has shitty raspberries, like come on you can get good…