The beginning of the audio was awful and it took actual, concerted effort (who's got time for any of that on the internet?) to get to the meat of the message.

I gave it a second chance and agree. Those first two minutes or so sounded like painfully schlocky drive-time chuckleheads.

[play.]

BLACK PEOPLE / AWSM / KILLED JESUS, HE WAS A BLACK MAN DO THEY REALLY CARE FOR US / TJOG / OUR BIRTH RIGHTS JACOB WAS A THEIF LIER HE FOUGHT WITH A ANGEL OF GOD HIS NAME WAS CHANGED TO ISRAEL

Maybe don't judge the city by its homeless population?

Chinese bowl lady

I don't think I'll be confusing corporate lawyers with competent lawyers, either.

Brand differentiation. I don't think I'll be confusing this calendar app for the metal-bending supermutant comic book and movie character.

Excellent display of journalistic integrity and impartiality.

I believe he's still due $6M from the Eagles, too, right? If so, he'll still technically make $30M over the next 3 years.

Worse than 3-13?

@1:57, you can see the imprint of Fred's head from when he fell asleep at 4pm at an intersection, leading to his DUI. I like to think he was drowning his sorrows at the Tysons Corner Olive Garden.

Good info, but he said "last year"

often?

That number is one.

Who made this map and put Metropolis in Coastal Delaware?

Nudie picture match?

I'm concerned about the negative boner incident of 10:57am.

That's what he said.

Why can't they? Seems Michael Sam has been fairly successful thus far.