I think you’re right about him being messy, a liar, etc. I do think that he reacts on impulse, but I also think that as a reality show person he enjoys his power to drive media narratives and make the conversation about what he wants to talk about. Per today’s Washington Post article, White House insiders reported…

None of this has seemed real for quite sometime but now the jig is up. I am clearly in the middle of a nasty, bad acid trip and would like to know who dosed me, please.

Hmmm...alternative theory:

The biggest tell of the entire day has been the administration referring to “reports” of the wiretapping. Literally, the only “reports” on the matter are from alt-right sources and that the only mainstream reports on the topic are actually covering the president saying shit on Twitter. There’s no greater expression of…

If Casey Affleck can’t feel safe reading college newspapers, where can he feel safe?

I read Graham’s statements more as an indictment of Trump’s corruption, as in “if the evidence was so blatant that a judge was willing to grant them a warrant, this guy must be doing some pretty shady shit.”

“I watched a movie the other night, great movie - the director is a fan of mine. So I watched this movie, it’s a spy movie you know. Espionage, treason, henchmen - the whole nine yards, ask anyone. And so I watched this movie and there’s this scene with this actor, I can’t remember his name, but he’s a great actor.…

I do feel like this of all reality shows is the most mind boggling. Like... who ARE these people? What is their demo?

Savannah Chrisley is in a reality show when the top two searches for her dad is “Is he gay?” and “Are you sure he’s not gay”?

Do anything for a paycheck. See? That wasn’t hard.

I appreciate your sympathy and am always accepting donations.

Wait, is one of these ladies Nikki Minaj?! 😮

I don’t have a dog in this race so this is all purley entertainment to me and the things the internet comes up with keeps me going during these ridiculous times.

re: nicki’s career

Since you state quite clearly that that has never happened to you, why don’t you sit the fuck down. Because you know what? As an adult, I had the “perfect rape.” It would have been a 5 minute SVU episode. Stranger, violent, witnesses, and in rural PA (which is pretty racist) he was even black. Choo choo train to…

I got all excited to hear about Bieber getting hit with a golf cart.

did you hear that one about how once upon a time Ed Sheeran got drunk and hit Justin Bieber in the face with a golf cart?

Dang, why hasn’t Leslie Jordan played Sessions and/or Lindsey Graham anywhere yet?

“Heavens to betsy, I’ve never met a Russian trade representative in my life! I prefer American trade!”

That can’t be right. It’s been at least 8 years, at least, hasn’t it?