He’s a pocket sized delight.

And Michelle Pfeiffer was also there.

This maybe the best thing I’ve ever read.

Is that a paying position? I’m on the market.

Such a heartening sign when the future attorney-general lies under oath.

Honestly this is all I could ever ask for in a film.

That’s what I was thinking. Van was really insightful and was a voice of reason on election night, and for him to write that this speech basicly wipes away all trepidation you should have for Trump is insane. Someone at CNN must have reigned him in hard or something. And he could have been offered up to appease Trump…

If this were a movie the twist would be that Jen and Angelina now get together.

Nooooooo. Jen. Seriously. You are better than this. This motherfucker cheated on you and blew up your life. There were teams! I remember! It was all fucked up!

Poor Kellyanne, she sold her soul (and maybe hasn’t been paid), yet she’ll never hold a candle to Nan Flanagan.

You know what’s really starting to stick in my craw? The “you should be working instead of [protesting, criticizing politicians, going to town halls, marching, organizing]” argument.

They want to just pump them out after Cinderella and especially Jungle Book cleaned up so well.  

Her main issue is her pop status will fall if the hip-hop foundation is broken. Ja Rule was a “pop rapper” and tried to stay above it but once his hip-hop foundation started to break and black kids started calling him wack ( I was one of them) the white kids slowly followed and that singing act he had wasn’t the…

The two types are

The moment I hit that line I had to scroll up, reread the passage and go, ‘uh-uh, dismissed. this is fake. fake news!’

did you guys know that amy schumer has a vagina?? and uses that vagina to have sex??

my god, hip hop just sucks so much these days. you got no chops? why, just puff up like a toad, belch out some tomfoolery about another bloated toad, and ‘superstar’!

So is Jonathan Hay trying out to be Nicki’s new publicist? Because that entire comment was nothing but a massive kiss to Nicki’s big, (allegedly) fake ass. I mean he went so far as to compliment her SINGING. Her wildly autotuned, not that great singing.

...curl up in the fetal position and hide until everyone forgets about her getting obliterated?

Also, “Jonathan Hay”? I see you Nicki.