Comments from my mom, who watches DWTS religiously:

Hiddleston. And God knows they are both thirsty enough. Plus, think of the headlines! Tay-tay/Katy feud reignited! It would be glorious.

NOW it makes a whole lot of sense!

I intend to avoid listening to this rust stain speak as much as possible. His voice is more irritating than even George W. Bush’s was, and the crap he spews will surely drive me to comfort eat.

I loved how he said we needed to educate our kids better after spending the past month trying to make our schools worse.

I think the important thing to keep sight of here is that actions speak louder than words. It may be awe-inspiring that Trump can read a fucking teleprompter and sound halfway literate, but no matter what he says, no matter how nice (or at least inoffensive) it sounds, it’s his actions that matter, and one month into…

A-wink, wink:

MOTHER!

Fair enough. I just think that some of the reaction that is seen as “knee jerk” is more a down to the bone weariness as to how many times this kind of shit has to happen before (usually white, generally male, amost always privileged) people just stop to reflect for a moment and ask themselves whether what they’re…

Gaga should do a “Telephone” performance with Beyoncé Skyping in from some insanely elaborate master bed setup.

Yaassss Queen!

Yeah, I don’t understand the constant bashing of these hosts. I’m not a huge Kimmel fan, and stopped watching his show years ago, but jesus fucking christ it’s not that serious.

He is not mentally fit for the job.

As Jerry Seinfeld once said, “I am [only] offended as a comedian.”

I totally agree with you and, as a black woman, found the “...and Patrick” bit laugh out loud hilarious, not racist. Their names couldn’t be more different! That’s why it was funny. Also, the “that’s a name” was, in my interpretation, a dig at how plain *his* name was next to hers. Not that it was somehow better. …

I think that the Mahershala joke was just part of a really odd pattern of race jokes that weren’t exactly offensive, but also fell flat and bizarre. The whole “What we learned is that black people saved NASA and white people saved jazz”, for instance. One of those things is ridiculous and one of them is not. Black…

What percentage of the time would his shirt be off?

She looks like a grownup handed her the phone so she would shut up while the adults were talking