He had a fall guy and quick thinking to get out of the snafu and you’ve gotta respect that.

For a 79 and 76 year old, respectively, to be squabbling over BS like who gets to read the winner reinforces the narrative that Hollywood “stars” are petty and immature. (Although I guess no one ever said they weren’t.)

When you’ve been fighting with Warren Beatty over who gets to announce the Best Picture winner and you think you’ve won the argument but then he knowingly lets you read from the wrong envelope:

In other news:

In a world that’s increasingly scary and horrible, god bless the Dancing with the Stars people who even bothered to dream of casting Hillary and Michelle. Shine on you crazy diamonds.

Donald did you look at ANY of the other responses? Like how over half disapprove of what you are doing as president? That virtually NO ONE approves of congress right now?

I fucking love you and everything ur about. Gonna frame this.

That was savage as Hell.

“Don’t go down in the audience and dance with your wife. I know that’s the only way she’d ever get on camera at the Oscars, but that’s no reason to punish us.”

Her exclusion might have more to do with Arquette having spent her last few years in Hollywood trying to burn the place down, attacking other artists and trying to out them (even when they’re not gay.) I’m not exactly surprised the town wasn’t fond of her.

They could have eliminated that idiot Justin Timberlake song & dance number that went on FOREVER at the beginning and had room for all the people who had passed away.

“DOH!! Who’d’ve thought a nuclear reactor would be so complicated??”

But I didn’t know that the ACA was Obamacare!

It is hard for him, he can only read 140 characters, maybe if someone would make an effort and put everything about healthcare in tweets he could understand.

“Man who has never done his homework discovers he doesn’t know any answers on the test”

There’s nothing to love. It’s a disaster, folks.

I watched mainly for Laverne Cox. Huge fan. Although I love her in OINTB, she came across as a bit stiff in this role. Neither her or Heigl sold this to me. I did like the actor from Psych. He was good. Again only watched one episode..But wasnt compelled to watch a second.