And Bobby, John, Brendan, Drew, Giri, Rich, Samer, Tom, Brian, Andy and everyone who participated, today. You did good. 🏆

Men of Jezebel, things got much better in the later afternoon, and thank you. 🎈

Mr. self reflection? Not bloody likely.

But Naomi normally gets along with everyone.

IT’S SATIRE UGH this is why women aren’t funny. Women just don’t understand high-level humor. Like puns.

I am blind to symbolism, it’s an affliction. Please please impart more wisdom about how insightful you and HamNo are to women’s issues, because my little lady brain just doesn’t understand.

Ugh fucking PAREENE. With friends like these...

YUP.

Nice!

one day you will run out of Carol content, and I fear that day with every fiber of my being

I have no problem with male allies voicing legit criticism for Hillary Clinton, but ultimately supporting her. (I myself had plenty of problems with Clinton even though I phone banked and voted for her, and I think the attitude among a certain contingent of her supporters that anyone who had criticism for her was an…

I’m sure there isn’t much of a package to deliver.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.

I think I’m done with Jez today. See y’all tomorrow.

I mean, women don’t poop or pee, so the bathroom is only used for lotioning.

WELL CLEARLY THEY ALREADY WEAKENED IT FOR YOU GOSH

women are too emotional to chop wood lololololol

I feel manlier just having watched that video above so I don’t feel a need to chop actual wood.

Yes, chopping wood. That’s right. That’s what we do with wood. Uh huh. Chop it.