I dunno, his name doesn’t inspire confidence in me that he’ll actually follow through....

He’s a Scorpio and I also have on good authority that your theory is correct.

Indigo and Copper are cute AF. I am down with this idea.

As much as Drake wants to be hardcore, he’s got a good thing going as Uncool, Reputable Boyfriend Drake.

He’s a dirty boy. Here for it.

I wanna lick his face. Even with the duck lips. He’s purdy.

Name Ideas?

Putina has a not so nice meaning in Spanish ^_^

Well obviously Michelle should have encouraged kids to eat diamonds instead.

It’s sort of interesting to contrast this situation to the Obamas. As Jodi Kantor reported in her book on Barack and Michelle, Michelle at first wanted to stay with Sasha and Malia in Chicago, at least in the short term.

Ooo! Late-night Jez!

Trump should not be allowed to nominate a Supreme Court Justice in the last year of his presidency #MicDrop

She looks like she’s mid, “Heeeeeyyyyyyy, girl”

She forgot her umbrella-ella-ella.

all the stars for you

The thing is, there’s no longer a need for homophones to bludgeon LGBT people over the head with bald-faced bigotry, because now we have the “religious freedom” cop-out as a backdoor to treat us like garbage.

Don’t buy a fucking word

If I were a reporter, I’d be asking Ryan how he’s managing to stand up while missing a spine.

It’s about fucking time we started getting petty. If trump were a dem the repubs would have demanded milanias papers wayyyyyy long ago.

My flatmate has been gushing about this film for a couple weeks. It’s one of the many things that convinces me I am making the right decision in kicking her out at the end of March.