The new girls are so busy showing every thought and idiocy on social media, they can’t cultivate the mystery and glamour that comes from cultivating it.

I mean, isn’t her career kinda already in the toilet anyway?

It’s been said before and I agree: Mariah doesn’t belong on a “reality” show, even with “ “. For someone who’s unwilling to show any crack on the magnificent, shiny, and perfect surface that is her life, a reality show doesn’t fly. There’s no window to vulnerability or relatability (even if staged or fake). She…

This is like Arab Spring level shit.

If you’re in Atlanta:

Cute. Susan Sarandon still aint shit tho

This is why I am so disappointed that I had previously misread that Jessica Lange, not Susan Sarandon, was playing Bette Davis. Lange would have oozed all over quotes like that.....I am just not sure Sarandon can pull off petty bitchiness.  (Though she did a damn good job at it this last election, ba-dum ching!)

Looks great. Too bad I’m never seeing it. I’m not giving a penny to Susan Sarandon as long as she lives.

Some shady Bette Davis quotes about Joan Crawford:

Well, considering that most of the initial wave of Cuban refugees were allies and beneficiaries of the right-wing Batista dictatorship, it’s not all that surprising?

Not my fave Missy song but this video is sick. This is still my all time fave Missy song

This right here...
Twice now I’ve helped Canadians try to come to the US, once successfully and once unsuccessfully. Just getting residency and the right to work here is incredibly difficult if you don’t have immediate family or the skills to get an employer to sponsor you.
So many people have told me “Well if they…

OOOH! I write about fashion and have been looking for someone on the GOP side mock on Twitter (Kellyanne Conway has gone into hiding this week). Now I want to be blocked by Ivanka, too!

I have seen her trolling him before! I didn’t know who she was though. She’s funny but I don’t think he’s smart enough to realize she’s actually not being nice to him. He’s only “like a smart person” after all, not an actual smart one.

That hair?

Trump’s mother was an immigrant and she committed the most heinous crime of all.

I saw a big, beautiful one a couple of weeks ago and nearly wept with joy.

#notalljunk

I don’t think so. To each their own though.