“If the reverse of this movie was made, I bet you snowflakes would be crying racism.”

All who have been asleep and are now “woke”

She does understand that part of “choice” is the possibility of making bad ones, and suffering the consequences, right?

I’m totally judging and it’s WONDERFUL.

Same. However, I’m the idiot that continues to try to listen/have a conversation and one of two things happens: 1.) Trumper decides they don’t actually want to talk when pressed; or 2.) Trumper is foaming at the mouth and immune to any and all facts, favoring weird bullshit fake news stories as a defense of their…

The rest of the world’s leaders should follow his example and just refuse to meet with the great pumpkin until he regains touch with fucking reality.

“There will be a payment. It will be in a form, perhaps a complicated form”

Ahead of and behind Mr. Langer were voters who did not look as if they should be allowed to vote, Mr. Trump said, according to the staff members — but they were nonetheless permitted to cast provisional ballots.

I’m not panicking, I’m fortifying. The years to come will require much of us. Time to gird our loins for the fight of the motherfucking century! (This century, in particular).

It is worse than that. It is a popular girl who WON prom queen, but she doesn’t feel like people are treating her prom queen-y enough, so she is melting down in the halls.

Someone tell His Fraudulency that “Voter Fraud” does not = “People (he) doesn’t want voting.”

So, um, if there was widespread voter fraud, does that mean we get a do-over on the election? Asking for a friend named America.

A daycare center I subbed at had Madagascar hissing cockroaches as pets. They are totally freaky. And yes - they did escape a few times

On Gizmodo, a commenter called him the Yamchurian Candidate.

Constance Wu is a badass. Doing the thing your conscience tells you is right even if it could hurt you (career-wise, in this case) is honorable and beautiful and I am really impressed by her speaking up. I also agree with her re: Casey Affleck. What a turd.

I need the ACLU, Dems and journalists to get this man impeached YESTERDAY. The fact he’s moving so fast to burn our country to the ground shows that he knows he’s got limited time. SOMEBODY DO SOMETHING.

I think my top two hilarious Jez pieces are the Disney Prince Dick Discourse one and this summer’s Ryan Lochte piece. I have shared those so many times.

Why Ellie is not starring in a video?