THIS IS FABULOUS. Even if Trump doesn’t realize what a total loser he’ll be at his own party, his kids will.

He could only scrape together a tribute band?! I’m in stitches!

Thank you for this! Whenever I bring this up with someone (usually white), they always come back with the preference BS. Like, what? Have you met everyone individual in that group? Do you believe that the one black guy you didn’t find attractive is indicative of every black guy? Some people just can’t seem to apply…

I know. Do you ever listen to him speak and think, “Well I must be dead and/or in the Twilight Zone because there is no way in hell this can be real.”

fragile masculinity gonna fragile

Was thinking of the BB/Fargo/other people trifecta as i typed but oh yeah you’re right! (PSH-me too, and mine too. ugh.)

“The cops say most diamonds the size of Kim’s are immediately shipped off to Antwerp’s diamond district in Belgium and then quickly disappear.

Dear Steve Harvey,

When life gives you Plemmons, make Plemonade is my motto!

Whoa, whoa. Hold the fuck down. Do not disrespect Orange Julius by comparing that stale circus peanut to delicious smoothies.

The thing I always think about when seeing her is...wouldn’t it get fucking tiresome lying all of the time? Like literally your job is to lie and make excuses for an absolute cretin piece of shit. How do people like this sleep?

Truth. Additionally, for all of Pence’s complete and utter lack of humanity, even he had a moment during the whole Pussygate fiasco where he actively considered resigning, wouldn’t support him, didn’t show up to a few events and then publically distanced himself. EVEN IF that move was 1000% about optics and had…

I hate that smug grimace and genteel arrogance she affects. Her attitude is “Yes, I’m lying right to your face, but you won’t dare call me out.” The disgusting part is she’s often correct.

What’s weird is that I’ve been “seeing her” on SNL for months now and after actually seeing her (I’m watching the episode right now) and man... she is not nearly as likable as Kate McKinnon plays her to be.

She really does look like she should be in a cottage made of candy out in the woods, luring in people that believe in climate change and equal rights and eating them before they can vote.

I can’t watch or listen to any of them - Orange Julius, Kellyanne, all trump relatives, all surrogates, all cabinet members. I will just have to read transcripts of everything for the next 4 years because seeing their faces in motion and hearing their voices makes me physically ill.

Luckily for Mila, Bad Moms made some cash at the box office, and will spawn a sequel. If she can carry a movie like that, they’ll give her a chance at better roles. I hope.

She has a “punch me” face. And listening to her mindless nattering excuses just makes me sad to be human.

How long before we get Keifer Sutherland?