I hope Stockard Channing gets a better oppurtonity to play Liz in the future.

“obviously is a challenge in terms of his physical resemblance,” but said that what he was really looking for was someone who could “unlock the spirit” of the deceased star.

At the rate he’s going, witches will have to sue Trump for defamation.

-R. Kellyanne

HOLY SHIT YES 2017! THIS YEAR IS GONNA BE THE YEAR WE DESERVE!

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Okay, but have you guys heard this yet? http://www.cnn.com/2017/01/10/politics/donald-trump-intelligence-report-russia/index.html

What we’ve done instead of trying to surround him with what people consider A-listers is we are going to surround him with the soft sensuality of the place. It’s a much more poetic cadence than having a circus-like celebration that’s a coronation,” Barrack said. “That’s the way this president-elect wanted it.

This guy’s last name being Barrack really fucked with me whilst reading this.

WHY WOULD SENSUALITY EVER BE USED TO DESCRIBE A PRESIDENTIAL INAUGURATION THAT’S NOT A THING EVEN WHEN WE AREN’T SWEARING IN THE GROSSEST MAN ALIVE.

Mark my words Mr Sessions, you will kick a hornet’s nest and the gates will open and every nasty woman will raise hell. This will be for every witch burned, every inconvenient woman, every woman dead from lack of healthcare access; there will be a reckoning.

““Having discussed that issue at some length, that does not sound like something I said or intended to say,” Sessions replied.”

FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK

That picture and quote sound like a propaganda slogan from the dying days of the German Democratic Republic.

That fact can’t be mentioned enough times.

And he is a deeply handsome man. Him in that military outfit in Hidden Figures? Man, he’s so beautiful.

BY JOVE WHAT WILL WE DO

This is because they all say they’re sold out when Melania calls.