Someone just bring a human-size bag of Cheetos. It’ll be the same thing.

Yes. Good thing the guy running the White House doesn’t need a safe space, like us whiny triggered libruls.

This makes sense. So, basically, the Americans kind of messed it up by turning it into a slightly pretentious restaurant trend.

I agree. That does sound exhausting. Eating should just not be that complicated.

No, it’s true. I have the soul of an old man, sometimes.

Any tapas restaurant gets a low rating from me. I remember going to a friend’s birthday dinner several years ago at a tapas restaurant and not knowing what I was getting myself into because I’d never been to one before. I was starving and they bring out this small, pitiful ass plate of food and tell me this is the…

I just can’t with the pizza-shaming. If you don’t like pizza, you don’t like me. And you’re also probably not a human being.

The ignorance is just staggering, not just in regards to her but anyone who spouts that crap about how Trump just loves the non-straight, non-cis people. If he did, why on earth would he pick famously anti-LGBT Pence as his VP? That robs him of all credibility right there.

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He waved a rainbow flag that one time, remember?

His next child’s full name should be Fire The Cannon.

Hey, guys. I know I just normalized a legit monster by having him on my show and humoring his awfulness. But, now, in a turn of events that have nothing to actually do with me (but, let’s be honest, everything revolves around me), his career has now taken a downward turn.

I can see your point and I have read a few people say the same thing, more or less; that Rosamund was creepy, from the jump. But, I personally think that’s more believable. I didn’t read the book until after I saw the movie and when the twist came, a part of me said, “Of course!” In fact, I actually called it several…

I’m throwing a Milo Is Cancelled Party. Who’s bringing snacks?

That was a pretty brilliant, spot-on analysis of Reese. I’m so interested in this show now because I love the idea of us seeing this other side of her.

Carol was exceptional, though. Don’t get me wrong. I think he can be brilliant. But, I’m Not There was just too much. He honestly should’ve just made a straightforward Dylan biopic starring Cate. She was the most interesting, convincing version of him.

She was the best part of that confusing hot-mess of a film by a mile.

I was a human-itarian for three years. But, for dietary reasons, not ethical reasons.

I love how much she’s actually smiling in the video. Really warmed my heart.

That Courtney-killed-Kurt conspiracy theory just needs to die, once and for all. Regardless of how you feel about Courtney, it’s not only insensitive (think about how that must make Frances feel too), it’s just bizarre and creepy. It’s been over 20 years and there is still no real evidence to verify any of that. It’s…