Ok, gonna be the resident Debby downer here. Anyone else kinda unimpressed with helldivers? I played a couple missions and it was really exciting at first but then it’s was like. Ahh yes, so I guess I’ll do this same thing for uhhh. Several hours. Like I got the gist of it right away. And most of the variety barely…

Im with you. Been pretty baffled by the immensely warm reception. Had tons of game breaking bugs. About partway through act 2 halsin bugged out so bad I just couldn’t use him anymore, among tons of other game breaking bugs. Also for all the “shining examples of a finished game” they definitely kinda did the “release…

Thats a huge bummer for me personally... I respect that these games are like objectively impressive but man I just can’t get into them in the same way. More and more shrines just feel like such a chore to me. So many obvious variations of “attach thing to thing”. Like i get the solution in seconds but putting it…

Thats a huge bummer for me personally... I respect that these games are like objectively impressive but man I just can’t get into them in the same way.

This has big “insert character is gay because i want them to be and they wink at another male character at one point” energy.

Yeah I had the same thought right away. Lots of ways to fuck with your teammates. I feel like it won’t take long to figure out how to pull your them off cliffs. At the very least I can imagine yanking your own ulting genji away from people just to ruin his day.

Nope, even explained still hate this. Games are already becoming more rollercoaster and less game and i dont want to ENCOURAGE that.

early.tIm fucking BAFFLED that this soght can have auch a distinct left slant yet these articles almost always show microsoft as the good guy. Like what, you really believe them when they say theyll put their shit on playstation? And how shortisted are we? In business terms 10 years is nothing, soon as its up Im…

All the “THIS IS CAPITALIST EXPLOITATION” responses really scream “i just want to complain and feel good without materially improving anything” when this guy is literally making a product specifically created as as a means to consume ethically.

Ahh yes, such flirtatious, romantic, and confessional dialogue as:

Ok, can seem like a small thing I know but it would make me SO HAPPY If kotaku as a while would stop referencing revenue and used net profit instead. Yeah it sounds cool to say “9 bil in rev” but if youre like slightly informed as to how that fits into the whole most of the time kotaku uses it (as a way to say, see,…

SaY it with me now “just because someone appears on a show DOES NOT MEAN THEY SUPPORT IT”. Christ almighty. The insistence that this kid is genuinely super right wing is insane. His “favorite” infowars host could literally mean the one he finds the most unhinged and entertaining. Like yes I hate him but who hasn’t…

oh christ i feel so much better. For a minute i tbought tbat was 400 mil for one game (yes thats stupid) but i was having a “no wonder single player games arent made as much anymore” type moment

I mean. Given that they refer to bayo and luka as “Arch adam and Arch Eve” I kinda feel like they intended for that to be a u iversal constant type thing.

Ok not that it matters a whole lot but I just felt the need to say, I saw the title and tagline before i finsihed the game and i thought HAH thats ridiculous! Who plays bayo for the story?!

hurt.bhurt.buhurt.butOk, on one hand genuinely really sorry for the people hurt.

I was kinda curious so I checked, looks like it was their debut as directors for babylons fall.  What a way to start :(

Jesus fucking christ. Here I am thinking nobody would actually fucking buy these and they’re apparently doing EXCEEDINGLY well. I am saddened.

Mmk

The original creators, due to them not being in the company anymore, no longer have access to the name “Disco Elyisum” because they do not own the rights to it.