You lost me at “Zack Snyder”.

You lost me at “Android”.

Seems apt:

And Russia.  Which has been foremost on my mind lately for obvious reasons.

They’re more willing to game the system.  Like if you and your friends are playing a board game and you have that one friend who always cheats.

Who knew the end of the Anthropocene could be so creative! 

When you stop slobbering all over Epic and do some actual reporting, let us know.

Fortnite sucks, so I don’t know what your point is.  As for people who like it, they can go elsewhere (oh wait!  They can’t, at least not on mobile).  And kids can shut the hell up and be happy they have food to eat instead of wailing about their spoiled first-world problems.

Agreed.  I didn’t know Gizmodo was the propaganda arm of Epic games, but they sure are acting like it.

This is a brilliant comment and something the article completely misses while they’re pleased as punch that they think Apple slipped on Epic’s “what could be described as brilliant” banana peel.

Apple has always been a walled garden.  It will always be a walled garden.  That is why people who use Apple products like Apple products.  Because they do not have to worry about viruses or conflicts with other apps, or bugs.  If you don’t like the walled garden approach, stick to Android and Windows.

Yeah, looks like Gizmodo fell for what could be described as Epic’s “brilliant” public relations trap.

Meanwhile Trump is literally removing mailboxes to prevent people from voting:

This is how representative democracy dies.

I like your dumb jokes! And no, I did not like it in the ass. That is where my poop comes out!

Yeah.  I really liked the smart panels idea.  It was different.  And cool!

I wish there was a decent alternative to iPhones.

Well written article, Brian. Thanks!

Yep!  I agree completely.  Never needed a live action adaptation.

HA!  That’s a bit mind-bending.