Yup. The false-equivalence was mind-boggling.

Ooooh! Now I want a Libidinous Anarchist Rabid Garage Elephant. And a garage as big as yours!

Ooh! Good one.

Thankfully, Splinter is dead.

Yeah. I know. I was just trying to set you up for saying something ridiculous.

Seven large what?

Also, Androids operating system is a bit of a deal-killer.

Can you use Procreate on it?  No?  Hard pass.

As a queer person, I agree.  Not everything has to be queer.

Um, what about Bill & Ted Face the Music?

No thanks. More Tron: Uprising please!

Live long and lower your expectations.

Yup.  It’s a nutty world up in here.

You sound like a battered wife.  “I deserve this, Star Trek still loves me.”

This gives me hope, since, I too, hate Discovery and didn’t love Picard.

I have found my people!

Followed. Tell me more about how you don’t like the CBS Trek shows? Is it because they are being run by the two guys that wrote Michael Bay’s Transformers and Joel Schumaker’s Batman and Robin?

See: Big Bang Theory.

How can Galaxy Quest get Star Trek sooo right when Discovery, a show with the actual words Star Trek in the title get it soooo very, spectacularly, completely wrong?

I would happily deep throat the tail end of the doomsday machine if it meant that fake fans would stop ruining Star Trek.