We haven’t even gotten passed Veterans Day yet!

No. And there is no debate here, you should not decorate for christmas yet. It's still early november!!! 

Is it wrong for me to hope that most of those “gender reveal party” parents end up getting the *real* gender reveal years later? ‘Cause they are trying so hard to force their unborn children into gender roles?

My epitaph:

So many Netflix and HBO shows to watch! Succession! The Righteous Gemstones! Mr. Robot! Watchmen! Bojack Horseman!

DO IT! We all want to hear what happens! Tell Doughboys!

Every year I always say I’m going to take the day off and see how many place I can hit for my free meal.  I’ve yet to embark on the Tour de’Bellyache.

Here’s some of it, but this is not the same thing I saw before. 

Someone recently shared a long twitter thread on facebook about Goldblum's creepy antics, but it got zucced. He's probably just hoping that doesn't get picked up. 

Right? Dude looks like anyone else who probably just binge watched an entire season of Dexter in his weekend comfy clothes and is now out for a smoke.

I know Matthew Perry has a history of addiction, but... he just looks like a pretty normal 50-ish guy who DGAF about fashion? I hadn’t seen the photo until now and I was expecting him to be in a vomit-stained shirt sitting in the gutter or something. He just looks a bit on the unkempt side. 

How to stop looking at your phone: Stare at this video on your phone!

I hope it’s all filmed in black and white, and brimming with stereotypical french ennui. 

As a British person, I’d be really interested to hear what other slang you’ve picked up from Love Island.

If I wanted to watch a video I’d be on youtube.

You’d think they’d know that most of us are reading these posts at work and can’t watch videos.

This.  I want to read because I read faster than I have to listen.  I want to skip the intro, and get to the list where you number them with a title for each, so i can either extrapolate from the title and skip to the next point, or it interests me enough to read more about it.  Instead, I have to listen to a guy talk…

THIS.  Believe it or not I actually like to read articles!

Quit it with the video-only articles.