I like to make enough for four people then eat it on and off all day like a garbage person. Don’t get me started on what I do with the broken chips (pour them into the bowl and make guac soup)

yes and YES. That is like a dream illegal pet.

I want homemade chips and guac so badly.

Right back atcha

This is the right life choice. Go on fatcat

I was thinking the same thing! If *I* can't go outside naked anytime I want (allthetime) then *you* do not get to either.

Thank the Dolly Parton jesus it’s kidney stones!!!

This is the kind of love story I can relate to.

<3

“Let’s see- I ate an alarming amount of pizza last night. I’ve been doing a lot of online shopping. I’m in a resentful, bitchy funk, the kind where you are simultaneously self-righteous and feel guilty for being a bitch at the same time.

Hey! I have anxiety/depression and anxiety is DEF worse for me. I can even know in the middle of a panic attack what I should be doing and still not be able to do it (stuff like calling a friend or work on my breathing) you are not alone at all. We see you and we are your people. <3

I have enjoyed this every time <333 WHOOP WHOOP MINDY IS OUT OF GREYS YALL

Side note: You are killing it in the comments section today

I just took a screen shot of this to use later. GENIUS

I am IN THIS to WIN THIS

I love the image of Beiber wearing glasses on a glasses chain SO MUCH.

What am I looking at here?

This deserves WAY more stars. BRAVO