“sighs and flutters my lashes”

I cradle my ipad like its my baby?

His gifs are getting me through life rn. BOBBY4EVA

I blame the babies.

Bobby did you make that gif up top??? That shit is awesome.

YES AND YES! My mother will be so happy!

I will bring all the wine in the continental US and Dairy Queen Blizzards

Gd Hazel, you are always the best. I wish we could watch ALL the Bachelor franchise television events together.

The taco going from Hermione to Taylor brings me so much joy.

My dream is she becomes the next Bachelorette and she is on my tv for months. MAKE THIS HAPPEN ABC

It was bananatown and I loved it!

<3<3 Someday.

Omg you guys, Mr.Robot is totally amazing. My 73 year old father is now even into it! We are watching the finale together <3 and I also love Emmy Rossum so this is a win/win!!

Farts, never not funny.

Come sit next to me and lets fuck up some Tacos my friend.

It may be? I accept all forms of tortilla/meat/tom/cheese/sour cream combinations.

It’s on Netflix!! I have watched the full series maybe 7 times and it just keeps getting better.

I have such a crush on him in that movie/Terminator. DREAMBOAT

This is a start of a RomCom right?? You married Nelson right?? <3

My very own brother wore New Yorker Man Pants that happen to be capri length (and he has the hairiest calves) and I lost my mind. I called them his clam diggers and shamed him until they were gone. That being said, I bet your ass looked amazing and your calves were to die for.