It’s covered under the ADA. Ambulances chase me. That’s how good I am.

Can *I* prove any of those things? Absolutely not. But I didn’t fire Steve Sarkisian. Seriously, man, try to keep up.

The problem is he’d drink even when he did have things to do.

Please stop. You need to seek help. You’re kiln yourself.

Well, you probably can’t fire someone who reports to the employer that they’re leaving for treatment of a medical condition (alcoholism), but you sure as fuck can get fired for showing up hammered to work with 18-22 year-olds after having been warned about it for showing up hammered to a function for 18-22 year-olds.

It’s all part of the 12-step program. Just as soon as you’re 12 steps out of the building, they fire your ass.

Is he being fired like the rest of us would get fired if we showed up at work drunk several times, or is he having is contract bought out for millions of dollars?

The victim should have had a concealed carry permit, right? He could have protected himself, like UT Austin students.

There’s something like 5 guns per capita in Texas. So where were all the “good guys with guns”?!?!

It’s also a near certainty that they’ll take at least some brain damage from subconcussive hits throughout their high school playing days and cause needless harm. The chance of that in baseball or basketball is just about nil (I’d say “zero” but want to hedge just in case of, I dunno, playing in a particularly rough…

Yeah with what we now know I just can’t see how people let kids with developing brains bash their heads into each other repeatedly. It’s like feeding them tiny doses of lead every day.

And this is why any kids I have are learning to play baseball and basketball. Sure, you can get brained by a line drive or end up walking around gingerly on messed-up knees and ankles from hoops, but getting killed or truly maimed is spectacularly rare.

Just being reported more. Roosevelt almost banned football because so many people died. The record is 40 deaths in 1931.

your not supposed to actually chew the tobacco

He’ll be able to do a three-point stance perfectly now.

My grandmother lived in dc for 40 years. Huge Redskins fan. Always complained about Dan Snyder. In the end, she had Alzheimer’s and didn’t recognize me or her own children. I visited her the week before she died. At one point, she angrily muttered something under her breath as she swayed uneasily at the kitchen table…

Maybe they can change their name to the “Washington Redseats.”

I feel like Snoop rising up out of the coffin at the ‘94 MTV Music Awards.

And people who pay money to attend football games are the dumbest of the dumb. And people who pay money to attend a Washington NFL game are the dumbest of the dumbest of the dumb.

In fairness, the NFL has WAY too many breaks and tv timeouts, it really kills the game. People whine about baseball being long, but I think football is longer.