How did you make it this far without wandering into traffic, choking on your dinner, and/or forgetting to breath?
elduderino1971
elduderino1971
How ironic is it that one of the sponsors shares a name with the greatest high school rusher of all time? He was known by many names, The Duke of Dash, The Dean of Mean, The Best Kid On The Grid, That Labor Of A Loveless Marriage, The Drunken Bastard, He Who Has No Name (Except The One He Has), but most knew him by…
It’s basically the Subway Restaurant curse; Jared Fogel, Ryan Howard, RGIII, JFF, Mark Ingram.
“The situation in Washington is an absolute disaster.”
Things like this lead to conspiracy theories like the one claiming that Gruden intentionally wants Griffin to get injured, but that doesn’t hold water for one potentially messy reason.
“Grant can be your fall guy in 2 years”
OWWAAHH VAAWMIT IS BETTAH THAN YOURAAAHH VAAWMIT!!
That is what we call a “Boston Baptism”.
AND DEN, I SWAYA TA GAWD, BEEUH STAHTED RAININ FROM DA SKY! IM TELLIN YA, SULLY, FENWAY PAHK IS MAGICAL!
Even the guy in the Eagles shirt is disgusted with this behavior. He would have also puked on the people around him.
Sean Peyton: [puts $1000 on the board next to Galette’s picture]
Wait, that guy is followed by Tony Hawk? That has to be a follow up of its own, right?
Lucy in the Sky near Diamond.
The boy asked, “Why, when I needed you most, was there only one set of footprints in the sand?” And Jesus replied, “Because all the other infielders were in the dugout, jerking off.”
Probably not the reaction anyone expected from mixing acid with some bases.
“The bids required a deposit of $10 million, with $2 million of that non-refundable,”
There was no anticipated bid for a second Toronto-area team, and even more surprisingly, nothing from Seattle.
I'd say watch out with that kind of talk. But he... Won't be reading this.
When reached for comment, Floyd dodged, then weaved, then danced around for about forty minutes, then kinda batted the question away, smiled a lot, and received the award anyway for some fucking reason.