He thought he wanted to kill himself after the embarrassment of the dunk, but realized it was just nuts.

Weis, man. Can't jump.

The lowest point of his life was in January 2008.

So moral of the story is don’t get drafted by the Knicks?

On the flip side, a phone recently found on the floor of the Circus Circus casino with a background picture of a fat midwestern couple was just unceremoniously kicked under a slot machine by a guy in a fedora.

This reminds me of the time Hope Solo found my phone and then beat the shit out of me when I wouldn’t give her a reward.

Glad to see the guy finally caught a break.

The lost phone premise is my favorite kind of porn.

At some point in those opening 16 minutes, the feeling stopped being “Hey, the U.S. has this!” and started being “holy shit we’re watching something historic here.” And of course, the pace slowed down as it always does, and we didn’t win by 20. But the U.S. women provided a few minutes of feeling that are more…

The 60 yarder gave me the chills. Sometimes you see something and don’t even realize on the surface how nuts it is, but subconsciously you just know.

I think this is the only time I’ve been able to watch Japanese women get abused and humiliated without having to clear my internet history.

She really Tora! Tora! Tora! them a new one!

Ohno!

If it stays like this, Hope Solo can start drinking and beating the shit out of family members by halftime!

I am engaging in normal hu-man interactions with you, Colin. Is this not expected of hu-mans? Shall I express additional pleasantries?

Only at FSU can a QB punch a woman in the face and the response is “at least it’s better than the last guy.”

Jerry Burns, after a win.

Agreed. That's just about the most dismissive thing I've ever heard.

They once referred to him as our new "hobby."

I understand why people would feel like they couldn't talk about this. If we're being honest about feelings here, I honestly felt no sympathy for the women above. To be honest, I saved all my sympathy for their children.