Update: Mike Tyson Elected Mayor of Toronto

We were one digit off from the Sears Catalog pick-up store when I was a kid. We'd always get calls from people looking for their orders. After patiently explaining for a few months, Dad finally started telling them varying descriptions about why their order was lost in transit. The sidesplitting laughter that ensued…

I don't get the whole 'seeing THIS video changed everything' mindset that everyone's running with. WHAT THE HELL DID THEY THINK HAPPENED?!? It was in the police report!

Plaintiff did not want to see Defendant JERRY JONES receive oral sex from the female.

In this instance, I can support Goodell not wanting to see the video....

Good try, but you're completely wrong. The guy wants to get more white people to come to the games. How is becoming MORE inclusive and more diverse a racist thing?

In my very personal opinion (based on experience, as a child, but an opinion nonetheless), one of the biggest reasons domestic violence is rarely appropriately punished, and one of the biggest reasons women struggle to leave, is that domestic violence is seen as one of those things that is personal and between the…

Well that's just a whole bunch of sad right there. Sad because she thinks it's a ratings ploy, sad that she defends her husband, sad that it reminds me that even after everything that went down she made that man her husband, sad that it took the second video for this punishment to come down when the first was horrific…

Reports are surfacing that several have been charged with assault in the first degree, which is both a fair charge and a slice of witty commentary by local officials on the educational accolades of those present.

"El Paso" is definitely not Spanish for "a salad for lunch and a sensible dinner".

Roger Goodell has informed all parties involved that they will be suspended for 2 games each.

The arrested Texas Tech fans will have the book thrown at them. The UTEP fans, however, will be charged as miners.

No shit Ray. You finished the job. Fuck you.

You know the situation is seriously fucked up when it's getting me to like Adam Schefter

Well, so much for "But we didn't see what really happened in that elevator."....

I totally agree. We're making a climate where it's not okay to talk about race, ever. Granted, Levenson is especially cynical about race as it relates to his business, but business people talk in numbers. If anything, from what I get from his email, he doesn't have any hate in his heart toward people of colour. Which…

As a black person, I dont speak for all black people, we are not monolithic, But reading this email, I dont think its racist, its just a business man trying to figure out why his shit is fucked up. Hes speaking frankly, and probably factually on alot of his points, Hes basically saying mix this shit up, black and…

This just sounds....weird....but not totally racist. It seems he is mostly blaming the racist white ATL population ("This was just racist garbage"...mentioning that the perception of danger overwhelmed reality of attending a game...racial coding..) and some curious ways to express his feelings (his "balking" and…

This campaign teaches a great lesson to everyone.