Or seals! I figured they’d just start clubbing baby seals on the field after that play.

Might not be long before Tannehill joins them if he keeps sucking. What a dumpster fire of a franchise.

FANTASTIC myth-busting article. Mel at clearpanicaway

Great RB but not the sharpest tool in the shed.

They need to find this guy and behead him with a butter knife while having to sit through watching an entire season of Browns football. He'll wish he was dead.

Get him into treatment, then get him back playing but slap a BIG fine on him. He'll be busy and won't have any money to spend on his habit. Give him some community service too.

It's VF Stuttgart. They're used to losing anyways.

Is it any wonder why Borat hates these guys so much?

Clever move by the Browns in the short term but this will not endear the Browns to Gordon, who will leave after next year. This is yet another dumb move by Gordon as well. They kind of deserve each other. He's a talented idiot and the Browns are, well, the Browns— football's version of the Cubs.

This is why people hate attorneys.

That's what I call school spirit!

Couldn't agree more. We absolutely should have promotion and relegation.

Move them to Canada. How about bringing back the Quebec Nordiques? Other cities that would do better: Kansas City, Portland, Seattle, Milwaukee, or how about Hamilton, Ontario?

Can this franchise possibly be any more pathetic? What are they even holding onto with that name? They've sucked for 2 decades now!

Not sure how the Cardinals could be considered classy at all. Considering the dbags who clashed with those Ferguson protestors and the things they were saying, the only class in St. Louis seems to be the remedial typing class down at Roosevelt HS.

So basically the wife was lying about how much he had to drink. Or she somehow was not aware—which I find dubious.

Still can't read a book.

Welcome to America. Where money is everything and if you don't have it, you're screwed.

Can we squeeze in some cat gifs and pictures of food?

No comparison at all! One dude hit someone and the other dude murdered someone. Apples and oranges!