I feel like I need an Adderal after reading your MWM posts. Can we just ease up and maybe limit fonts to like, 2, and make a few sentences that read calmly? I think you're trying too hard.

Basically Scarlett O'Hara's entire post-war wardrobe in Gone With the Wind, but this ensemble in particular:

Oh no you didn't. Unsweetened tea is proof that Satan walks the Earth doing evil. Get thee behind me, southern unsweetened tea drinker!

I don't think she's trolling us, I honestly think Lena Dunham doesn't know how to pose. I get terribly self-conscious when I have to pose, and it gets worse the more unflattering pictures I see of myself.

I just now realized that Willow was named for Will, and Jaden for Jada. Derp.

Oh. I was thinking it was a lot more debauched than that.

Ugh, I can't believe someone got mad that you weren't 'happy enough'. That's ridiculous. Unfortunately I have no advice for this.

However, as someone who does not plan to have kids but is getting the 'when are you starting a family' question a lot now that my second year wedding anniversary is coming up, here are some…

if you don't know what would motivate someone to loot a corpse or an airplane full of corpses, you've never been really poor

You all don't pay sales tax online??! We pay in Canada. But no co-pays at the doctor so I guess we're even.

Bug related, my boyfriend and I got into our first full blown shouting match because yesterday he found an EXTREMELY LARGE but dead cockroach under our dogs water bowl and decided it would be funny to not fill up the bowl and leave it there knowing I'd give her water when I woke up in about an hour and freak out a…

If defending something means losing your humanity, then it is no longer worth defending. The real enemy is the hatred that destroys a community like this from the inside.

Peace, humanity, and life are more important than land.

Here is my attempt to summarize this super complex issue in what I think is the most fair way possible:

Because of historical persecution in Europe, during a time when Nationalism was a popular philosophy, some Jews and some anti-semites proposed that the only solution was to create an exclusively Jewish nation.…

I don't care for the word hefty :(

Yes. Which is what, about $85USD? That seems like reasonable price for a hand-made novelty party dress. No one asked for a quarter-million $$$, they all just offered it on their own (whether or not they intend to pay…?)

Change "Madison" to "Frey::

And even the bowels of Hell are questionable. I still pride myself on never having seen 2 Girls 1 Cup, nor any of that rosebudding weirdness. NOPE.

that's a dwarf not a troll

The concept of using a pad with a belt baffled me for years. I think I read "Are You There God" approximately ten million times simply because of that.