See Pammy, there are things about him you wouldn't understand! Things you COULDN'T understand. Things....you shouldn't understand.

Well, YEAH. Early ID of hoes is key to successful quarantine.

I'm constantly running across this abomination because it's tagged with every tech buzzword in existence. You're welcome for the nightmares.

Not exactly. They always say "I like to feel 13 year olds on my insides".

That's such a delightfully naive statement.

To get to the other side.

Seriously, I don't understand why Kanye can't do what everyone else does... Just a few sentences between songs. It goes:

In other nope news: NOPE.

I forget that I'm an adult all the time.

Is Kanye really oblivious that his wife and mother-in-law notify the paps of their every move? Or is this just some extreme form of cognitive dissonance?

I love how the goat comes over the camera and is like, "WHAT THE EVERLIVING FUCK IS IT????!!!"

where does one purchase such a well made, lavender goat befuddler? I might be in the market.

The olds are more apt to give me the gears about what its for. Especially if I'm on their lawn... and smoking the lawn clippings.

I've trained in martial arts for 21 years; I know exactly what I'm capable of. And that includes being capable of choosing not to enact random acts of violence; of choosing to walk away knowing that I could have killed someone if I wanted to. I get to carry that knowledge with me, and THAT is what makes me feel better…