I have been on this kind of eating for about 1.5 years. I am ok with realizing my body wants to be 240-245 pounds. I eat a small and reasonable breakfast and lunch. What I am doing is replacing fat with muscle. I am not losing weight be I am lifting and jogging at the gym 12-18 times a month and looking and feeling…

As someone with a troubled relationship with food after losing a lot of weight, I found this inspiring. I’ve never heard of this concept before. Its tough to talk about, but thanks for posting.

That fifth rule was a tough one to come to grips with as I got older...when I was younger, I ate like a teenage boy who frequently played sports and otherwise had a high nutritional need—as Mom put it, “you and your brother are putting some dairy farmer’s kids through college” when she’d buy four gallons of milk a…

You are missing the all-important point.

Having worked in an old school joint such as described (pizza), as a driver, I have a few things to say on the topic.

Albert, be fair. He’s also a rags-to-riches billionaire, who pulled himself up by his bootstraps after being barely able to survive on the pittance his father got from...erm...owning a Zambian emerald mine.

yes let’s all make fun of the genius who is trying to make the world a better place with his money

Just FYI, when I get back to my computer from the bus stop I’m gonna ban everyone who came here to defend this doofus. Thanks.

The kind of parent who doesn’t want to pay $50 for a toy and a book that teaches their kids that Big Brother Elf is watching you at all times so you have to behave well to obtain material rewards. Instead of, oh I don’t know, teaching them all year long to be good and decent simply for the sake of being good and…

This article has three paragraphs, and if you got to the tip jar part you’ve already read two. Finish the job, friend!

I actually have a soft spot for Ro-tel dip, which requires Velveeta. 

don’t forget that the unheated garage is a giant freezer for the slushy and the pies. it is probably colder than your actual freezer. Green bean casserole is a must and your stash of cleaned and stacked kool-whip containers from last year are the take home tupperware for the younger guests that have not saved up for…

Coolers full of beer, water, and soda

“Take crap, add potatoes, and cheese (and probably some can of soup) and slam it into a casserole dish. Top with crushed potato chips and bake until hot. Wait for your bitch aunt Susan to say ‘on my gosh!’ as she has been brought to orgasm for the first time in 50 years.”

“Next on Maury ...”

Tongues, sure. It’s just another muscle. Lengua tacos are the best tacos.

Both of us rarely feel decent at the same time. Or are exhausted from work. Or both.

I hate watching home shows where the couple wants a room close to their kid room. Trust me as a mom with teens that stay up later than we do: take the bedroom that's the most isolated in the house for yourself and get a baby monitor. You're welcome. My entire upstairs is our room and an office. There's zero reason for…

I did all this and my success faeries suddenly were diagnosed with atrial fibrillation.

I own Scary Stories To Tell In The Dark. Since I was a kid. Great set of stories in there.