Now who sounds old - you can’t deposit a check on your phone? OOOOLLLDDD! :-D

Its freedom phone 2.0. 100% this is a Raspberry Pi board based terminal that probably costs $50 in parts that they will sell for $500. It will connect to a server of questionable content where people self incriminate themselves. All of the normal features: news service/ /youtube/Android app compatibility, will come…

The existence of Toxic Masculinity implies that there is also Oops I Did It Again Mascuilinity, ... Baby One More Time Masculinity and Work Bitch Masculinity.

A much better headline than “EufyCam Users Should Turn Off Their Security Cams Immediately” over on the Gizmodo article. 

As someone who raised a couple of children and who is helping raise a couple of almost grown grandsons, I will implore you to always answer your children’s questions with the truth. Shining them on, bs’ing them, or lying, is completely obvious to them and you will quickly lose their trust. Tell them the truth, don’t…

My son’s current is “do you want to see how this toy falls over/goes to sleep/lays down?” Contrary to my expectations, it does not involve things being thrown or slammed to the ground or any loud sound effects. Everything just very slowly, gently tips onto it’s side and lays still. Exactly the same way. Every single…

Curel Daily Healing. I live in Arizona and our water is made of rocks, so my hands are always dry.

Letting the kids sleep in our bed. It started with the wife wanting them close by. It’s now 11 years and 3 kids since I was last able to sleep on more than a 6 inch sliver of my bed. I see no end in sight. 

Wonderfully scrummy, and such beautiful laaaayers

Or you can just sous vide it.
It’ll taste a jillion time better, and you can do it all the way from frozen to cooked in like an hour of doing nothing at all.

BRU, bruh.

You will lie. You will look into the sweet face of an innocent child and lie your ass off. “They don’t make batteries for that really loud firetruck toy anymore.” “That siren is the police coming to check if all the kids are in bed.” “I’m sending an email to Santa if you don’t stop right now.” You WILL become a filthy…

This just makes me happy every time I see it. It is clearly the appropriate way to argue with Nazis.

Well. Not really appropriate but it goes through my mind every time.

Hallelujah. At least paste the script in the article body. Those of us who are wasting work time in close proximity to our work fellows aren’t always in a position to light up a video, but we sure could read some text. Not having text is a disservice to your readers.

Here’s my guide:

Mine are usually things that she constantly asks me to do for her, that sometimes I’m too lazy and say no, and she goes and does it herself.

My son was 4 when he realized that there were juice drinks (wine) and syrup (whiskey) that we never let him have any of.  

Kids are usually pretty cool about stuff.

That’s one place where I think my state/school excelled. In Kansas, there’s a literature award specifically for children’s books called the William Allen White award. Every year, my school would post a list of nominees/winners. If you read enough of them and did something else that I can’t remember, you got to go to…