It’s not like anyone could have met a survivor of the camps last week or had grandparents, parents, aunts, uncles, or siblings who were in the camps or lost their entire family in the camps, the ghettos, the ethnic cleansing. It’s been such a a long time.

What, seriously? Do you ACTUALLY think that Nintendo is the only company in the video game industry who cares about video games and the people who play them? (I mean, that statement is itself quite debatable, but I’m not getting into that here.) Just because Nintendo does one thing relatively well, you you think that…

Tell that to the Hollywood studios that make the zillionth remake of Robin hood

Oh you mean like the West doesn’t? How many Robin Hoods have there been in the last 20 years? 

If we ever get invaded by aliens we gotta line up The Rock and Momoa along with the best haka dancers and just intimidate the shit out of them. 

Yeah, totally ... total dude-bro, frat shit ... they’re always doing culturally specific rituals and dances.

My absolute favorites are the ‘professionals’ who, when asked why there are no seasonings in or on the food, say stupid shit like “I didn’t want to take away from the natural flavors of the main ingredients.”

Hot take, but they are right to ban this kind of play. With the targeting rules as they are in the NCAA, players are (as they should be) gun-shy about clobbering a dude just standing there defenseless. Hell, it might even be a personal foul even if it’s a live play -- the refs could just say he had given himself up.

The play was a risk for Brewer, leaving him wholly unshielded if anyone on the coverage team sniffed out the ruse and decided to plow into him at full speed.

You know, 99% of the time when someone says there’s a good reason a character should be white, it’s always something completely racist or low-key racist but irrelevant.

But man, that’s a pretty good take.

Eh, I disagree. He had already given the front-row kid a ball, and so he gave this ball to another kid who (presumably) hadn’t gotten one. That seems to me like the good and just thing to do.

“I’m against picketing, but I don’t know how to show it.”

“i used to be a nazi. i still am, but i used to too” -heinrich hedberg

You’re 100% correct. Just as Taco Bell will let you down if you expect Mexican food (TB is glorious in its own way), so too will WC let you down if you expect a hamburger.

the reason is because my sense of morality is different than yours. so get off your fucking high horse and eat at places that cater to your lifestyle choices.

My alter ego is right. If you want a hamburger you can go to lots of places, but don’t go to White Castle.

I know a guy that knows what it is. Would you believe it started life as a 1969 Corvette? A one-off custom build.

My mom had a swift and effective cure for any meltdowns.

If you’re a parent, do you risk having a meltdown or do you get your child what’s most appealing to them?

Sorry, I’m going to continue stacking plates wherever there’s too much plate and too little table.