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I peed clear for the first time this morning and I panicked until my roommate assured me this was how piss is supposed to look.

Yes, the tender, fragile bloom of masculinity, so lovingly cradled in marketing’s bosom.

All I have to contribute is I love Katee Sackhoff.

Engaged to someone who’s 23?! Oh, honey, no.

I would literally donate $1000 to someone who can dox these people.

I think Khloe has gotten super cocky and full of herself ever since she lost weight, and it's so obnoxious.

After reading that Tweet Beat, I decided to check out his collection at Lane Bryant. They didn't have a huge selection, at least that I could see on my iPad, but his clothes are CUTE! I'm going to buy something of his to support him, and Ms. Jones looks amazing!

gasp! She looks amazing! Suck it, dumb designers!!! Suck it!!!!

Guys, this isn’t especially uplifting, but it could be. I talked to Shetamia Taylor’s son (sorry for the misidentification earlier, his profile pic also had a female in it and I just double checked) tonight. Shetamia is the mom who shielded her children from the sniper fire in Dallas Thursday night - she had brought

I was once turned down for a job because I was newly married and they were worried I would get pregnant. :|

I sometimes think if men knew the actual truth, they’d die of shame from silencing women all these years. It’s why they fight us so hard when we do attempt to tell our stories: they do NOT want to know that this happened to women they cared about—their moms, grandmothers, great-grandmothers (god knows worse things

It was fascinating to watch the Bill Cosby narrative shift seamlessly — and almost instantaneously — from “If he’s been doing this for so many years, there would be hundreds of victims, so he can’t possibly be guilty” to “All these accusers prove that women are just jumping on the bandwagon for a payday, so he can’t

Worst. Cuckoo clock. Ever.

I am celebrating by changing my Facebook pic to this:

I was a Bernie supporter, until I finally realized he couldn’t win. I even donated to his campaign and called people for hours during the primaries. But I would be lying if I said I wasn't PUMPED AS HELL about our first female president. It's about damn time.

“Nothing about us without us".... I like this very much.

There’s a possibility that Matt and Kim’s voices could kill mosquitos.

Did you see this one? I first read about it (complete with snarky commentary) on a hipster hate blog. But it stands on its own.

Congress has actually blocked the CDC and NIH from being able to study gun violence (even though 34000 Americans die per year).

Looking at her Facebook, she was fully indoctrinated in the ol’ God, Gunz n’ Glory ideology that’s prevalent among the growing crop of white reactionary Southern murderers.