Wow! Urkel looks good for his age. 

On a Simpsons DVD commentary Oakley and Weinstein mention Phil wanted to do a live-action Troy McClure movie. It would've been set during the making of "The Contrabulous Fabtraption of Professor Horatio Hufnagel". I like to think if there’s a heaven, that's the movie on the plane. 

I assume the only reason Jonny Greenwood hasn't scored a DC movie is that the did dump truck full of money wasn't big enough. 

If you're looking for a cheaper alternative to Halloumi, look no further than Mexican Queso Panela. It's available at your local Mexican grocery store.

The only issue I ever have with guests who want their meat MW or Well are the ones who want it NOW. It's going to take at least 20 minutes to burn your meat. Your hunger does not change the laws of thermodynamics. On a related note: there is no such thing as "Medium Well plus". You are eating a well done steak. 

*takes out chloroform-soaked rag*

“I can’t imagine Jim giving any original character away. I question this.”

So we’re all just going to ignore the fact that the PM of Fiji is basically named Frank Bananarama? You disappoint me, A.V Club.

 I've always wondered what fried tamales would taste like with the addition of a fried egg on top. A man can dream...

Frasier: But Carl, can you point to one event that could account for your depression?

I look forward to the episode of "The Flop House" dedicated to this movie. Also, when do we get the Breen/Cage collaboration the world deserves ?

That would seem to be in line with him modeling himself after Barabbas.

That tall child looks terrible. Get some rest tall child! You can’t keep burning the candle at both ends! 

Finally a festival that can serve as a proper wiggity-wake for our dear departed Ninja, Ass Dan.

It’s totally punk rock to complain about not playing "big venues". On another note, that joke might've worked if he hadn't added that lame kicker. 

My life was better before I knew about this acronym.

A pet !? That’s a paddlin.

I’m pretty sure “mentally unhinged” describes about 90% of political pundits. The other 10% are failed character actors.

I wouldn’t be surprised if Al or Earn got shot in the first episode and this is all a vision before their deaths.

Scientists have yet to agree on that.