The proper plural is “Minajie”.

Damn it people, this deserves more stars.

 He actually exceeded my expectations. He’s been in Asia for almost a week and hasn’t used the phrase “We in the U.S love you long time!”

What was Wenger thinking? Sending Walcott on that early?

I feel like that old Bill Hicks routine about being anti- drugs should be amended to include creepy behavior.

 Good luck with your parole hearing!

“mbv” was insanely better than it had any right to be

I’m sure this sentiment has been expressed before, but are smart people that unlikable? So much so that you would rather have this guy? That 30% of the country will follow this guy into hell?

 Google “The Adventure Zone”.

It can be two things.

Deep cut. Well done.

I wish I could imagine a life where you have so few problems that the biggest one is a cashier saying “Happy Holidays”. Maybe someday.

 Jesus Christ. Before the Kinjapocalypse I could’ve counted these assholes on one hand, now you can’t swing a cat without hitting one.

I would love to know how you got to this place. You’re impersonating an online figure that maybe a thousand people know, and taking time out of your day to try to ruin her reputation? You’re a Tom Waits song come to life.

Damn it Disney! Kim Deal’s gotta eat too!

To borrow a John Mulaney line, I miss Phil Hartman more than certain dead relatives of mine.

I’m glad he could take some time off from judging women for their sexual habits to attack a guy who literally saves puppies from drowning.

She could never be president, she got an “F” in 4th grade gym! Fake news! Send her to Monster Island!

As a person who has been “hood” all his life...When have you ever heard that word positively? It’s never “Those females are running that bakery!” Or “Damn these females got me a great rate on my mortgage!”. It’s a word that lumps people into a single category.

Probably just upset because today’s not going to be the day that they’re going to throw it back to her.