Jesus the man is 74 years old, how hard could he possibly punch?

It’s a perfectly cromulent word.

I’ll admit my secret shame is never finishing “Link to the Past”. I’m going to remedy that.

I grabbed the last unit at my local Toys R’ Us at 10:15. I know our culture these days goes from celebration to backlash at ludicrous speed... But in all honesty, it’s really fucking cool.

I never thought someone could out-Maroney Jane Krakowski, but here we are.

The sad thing is Bobby Bottleservice would get swiped right more than me.

So we’re going to pretend this guy is some kind of hero now? He was the definition of a creepy guy for the last 40 years of his life.

 In the Before Time this would’ve had many Up-Ups...

If only Ass Dan could be with us to see this...

Fair enough. There’s just something about that guy’s work that bugs me. I didn’t know it was possible to be charismatic without having any sense of personality, but he somehow manages to do it. It’s like Lizard Person Pop. But I do respect him for giving money to Flint, MI.

There is a difference between being influenced by something and ripping it off whole cloth. During the recording process you listen to a song over and over again to judge the mix, I heard the song once and picked out plagiarism of the Gap Band’s song. So either Mars and Ronson had never heard the song, which requires…

Carrie Brownstein is Jewish.

Bruno Mars isn’t original !?

You forgot hypocritical, waste of talent and oxygen pedo.

The guerrilla marketing campaign for It Follows 2 has really gotten out of hand.

Half of the episodes were really solid, even great. But you could tell Harmon’s heart wasn’t in it. He admitted as much on his podcast.

 No. It’s the children who are wrong.

Judging by the header pic, the Beethoven look is in this season.

No Frank Stallone joke?

Indiana Jones and the Chinese Box Office