Jesus, like I needed another reason to hate the fucking Eagles.

Gad works in mysterious ways.

He's a reasonable man. Get off his case.

Judge them by their size do you?

So should we call him Generalissimo McCheese at this point?

*Trump bombs Foxwoods Casino*

Damn it Greetest! Beat me by 2 minutes.

Bloody amateurs. If you're going to loop anything, it should be this. https://youtu.be/2WZLJpMOxS4

No one should be that handsome goddamnit.

The puppet was voiced by Bobcat Goldtwaith, who later married Nikki Cox.

I would love to see Moss and Roy giving Kanye the "Internet".

Seeing as how it's a Japanese company… It tracks.

Mercedes-Benz: Sure we made state cars for Hitler, but we're not monsters! (Anymore)

Don't let the name throw you Viva, it's not really a floor. It's actually a steel grating that allows material to sluice through so it can later be collected and exported.

Jimmy, if you want to hump the ego of a man who may destroy the world… it's fine. Just admit it.

I pine for the days when they would just pee-pee in our Coke.

Fair enough. But she did say that is the thing she most regrets in her career. President Marmalade hasn't apologised for anything he's done.

I'm beginning to think this Trump character isn't on the up and up!

Jesus fucking Christ. It's a goddamn "Arrested Development" reference. Get your head out of your ass.

So the guy looks like a ginger hobbit, and he can't write an original song? Why do people like him again?