The fact that you call them "whites" and "blacks" tells me you're not ready.

Ice cream is cooler than cool…it's ICE COLD!

Fun fact: I wondered why cashews are so damned expensive compared to peanuts, so I googled it. Apparently their shells secrete a irritant on par with poison ivy.

Dikachu is a rodent with a phallic nose, Buzz is a human with a nose sized phallus…how are they ever supposed to run a bed and breakfast? Find out this fall on B and D's! Only on CBS!

I hope this doesn't awaken anything in me.

You need to take the pan off the heat, add the alcohol, then put it back on the flame. Or: use a fireplace lighter.

I personally always thought that it was more Ms. Kim's religion that made them seem backwards.

Slag off!

Are you counting Asians as white? Korean culture was a pretty big part of Gilmore Girls.

Jean Luc Hit It Hard

Nintendo episode V: making a better system.

Now I'm imagining Patrick Stewart as Sir Smoke-A-Lot.

Bringing him up only gives him power.

I'm not putting a quarter in you Buzz.

It's a sad kind of irony that a film that Tim Burton would've been perfect for has sub-Burton character designs.

I'm pretty sure the fact that everyone dislikes you around here forgives my joke Buzz.

I'm curious as what his rock bottom was…did he get blackout drunk and admit "Good Will Hunting" was written by William Goldman?

Isn't your Mom busy?

Those Vermeers aren't going to buy themselves!

*Arnold breaks Paul Ryan's neck*