Now that you mention it, isn't it kind of shitty writing that a tertiary character like Neville has a better character arc than one of the three leads (Ron)? Throughout the seven books, Ron remains the same whiny, selfish, spoiled little shit he started out as. Neville starts out as a clumsy, inept near-squib and…

Fair enough.

Um, I'm assuming this is a world where Bob Dylan doesn't exist. Or Elliott Smith, or Jenny Lewis, or Roy Orbison…

Sweet Jesus I hate this song, it's everything that's bad about the 80's in one convenient package. Awful story-song? Check. Everything drowned in reverb? Check. Singing drummer? Check. Phil Collins? Checkmate. And if you think the drums are good in this song, you are an asshole.

20/20 : troubled badgerers with nothing left to lose.

Coincidentally enough, that's the staff of my local Waffle House.

What's a nubian?

I honestly can't stand JM, but then I'm not a fan of ridiculously contrived personalities in general.

Ooh close, the answer we were looking for is "Across the Universe". But you do go home with your winnings, and the A.V Club home game. Or you can trade it all for what's in this box…

People have always gone along with craziness as long as the art is of a high enough quality. Notable examples include: Phil Spector, Brian Wilson, Elvis, Jerry Lee Lewis, Salvador Dali, Vincent Van Gogh, Luis Bunuel, David Lynch, J.D Salinger, Proust, Chuck Berry, James Brown. The list goes on and on. To make great…

As a Texan, you have insulted me sir! And I challenge you to a duel! *glove slap*

Who makes chili with ground beef? Bloody Yankees.

It's a medium where people are paid to be professionally good-looking and play make believe. Not sure this is a hill you want to die on.

Actually her self satisfaction does that for me.

We need another Vietnam. Thin out their ranks a little.

AIDS!

By all accounts, Phil was such a nice guy he probably forgave him. It's a messy situation all around, and it makes me sad to think about it.

Yes, because that would ruin our love for him.

Yeah, I read about that. Apparently Jon Lovitz confronted him about it and AD replied "I put the curse of Phil Hartman on you! " so yeah, fuck that guy.

She may be history's greatest monster.I say this with no trace of sarcasm.