Throw in Pacey and I'm on board

Seriously? Lol, the flatted fifth and the pentatonic scale have been a staple of traditional Chinese music since before the Greeks. And when in my response did I praise Sam Smith or Pharell? So i assume Bob Dylan is just a singer?

You mad brah? I've been playing guitar for fifteen years dude, so i know from good playing. Secondly, people praise John Mayer for his playing all the time lol. Good playing doesn't equal good songs, and good songs are the whole point of the enterprise.

We just disagree on philosophy apparently, but dismissing Jack White as "dumbing down and being louder" is incredibly misguided. Listen to his cover of Son House's "Death Letter"and get back to me. He has incredible chops and chooses to focus on his songwriting. I only agree with 3 out of your list of living…

The A.V club turned into the Guardian so gradually I didn't even notice…

Yeah, saying he plays jazz doesn't help his case IMO. But different strokes etc…

There's a reason why blues guitarists are over hyped and under selling, it's because technique is meaningless in today's world. I heard the same thing about Derek trucks and Johnny Lang.
It's an inherently boring form of music. It's like writing in Esperanto, yes it's technically impressive; but it's meaningless to…

"Ay papi! You're being too loud!"
Mind your own business! Mrs. Rodriguez!

To be fair, you haven't evolved into Penichu yet.

In the earlier books, Dumbledore made mention of his attraction to Madam Pomfrey.

Exactly. Besides, it's made very clear in "Deathly Hallows" that Harry thought of her as a sister.

There's so many twists, I can't even keep track of them all.

You haven't read much of the bible have you? Abraham and Isaac, Job, Jonah, Cain and Abel, Lot's wife etc. God chooses lots of fucked up ways to get his point across. And that's even without the flood.

Considering I don't believe in one, it would just confirm my opinion. But fundamentalists Christians don't believe in aliens, so they'd have to twist in the wind whilst they came up with an explanation.

Kermit was James Murphy the whole time!

Tucker and Dale vs Evil is definitely up there on the horror- comedy scale. I stumbled upon it on Netflix and it was just delightful.

R.E.M missed an opportunity here. What they should've done was tell Trump "You can use our song, but it'll be 20 million dollars everytime you use it. " Trump will naturally go for this since he confuses price for status or quality. So R.E.M gets filthy rich, and Trump's war chest gets depleted. Two birds.

Yes, it's called Pearl Jam.

It's the part I was born to play baby!

I'm not going to get into a thing with you SWD. That his comments deserve condemnation has never been in question.