It figures that the living embodiment of ‘cocaine logic’ would be really into mirrors.

I can. Telling her to go pray in church was fucked up.

Lots of nasty sexist comments from Stewart in this “funny” bit. Guess his true colors can come through, now that he’s leaving.

I would venture to say that most marriages are weird. Or they become weird.

Demographically symbolic? More than half of all Americans are women. What type of special demographic is that?

“I have to tell ya–eight years of one demographically symbolic president is enough”

Have the neighbors vote on which ones they hate the most!

That’s probably why she wants to get back to teaching... marriage is on the rocks, her husband is all old and gross now, and it’s time to find someone more age-appropriate.

Actually, both men served in the Coast Guard. Guess how many stories mention that the victim served compared to those mentioning the murderer served?

Just two things of note

Fuck you, fuck your brother and fuck anyone else who keeps repeating this shit about how "the cop feared for his life."

Gotta love ‘er and love that she used an inclusive ‘we’. Cuz really, she ain’t wrong.

This is an entirely true story.

So one time, my dad was in a dog park in DC, and his dog Pete starts humping another dog. The owner of the other dog came over and kicked Pete to get him off of the other dog. My dad, understandably, was like, “WTF dickhead, don’t kick my dog,” and the owner of the other dog responded…

Rich people don't have an excuse to be fat, they can afford healthy food and a trainer. She's being willfully fat.

all food is just a vessel for ketchup. Everyone knows this.

Condiment facsists that want to tell us we can't have ketchup on our hot dogs can go eat a hot bowl of dicks. Without ketchup, if they prefer, because no one should give any shits about how others want to eat their wieners.

I do all of the recommended things, every single one, and yet (yet!) people disagree with me in these very comment sections. What to do?

"Well, Larry, we're both assholes and our combined douchcanoe-ness created a black hole in the universe that sucked all our love for each other into another time-dimension where it awaits mankind in order to destroy life as we know it."

In the course of an arrest being made, the arrested individual sustained injuries.

A regular MD in my experience has no business addressing gut flora concerns, who do you go to?