Yeah, he gave me a serious eye shagging in the West Village a hundred years ago and had I not been out with someone I probably would have thrown myself at him. It seems like he’s developed some sort of skin condition since then, though.

Viv looks like Reese Witherspoon.

I have a lead colored spot on my right foot from stepping on a pencil when I was 8.

This post should be titled ‘Sharon Stone Comes Out As Straight’ — who woulda guessed that?

We probably taste bad from all the food coloring and preservatives. If only we tasted bad to mosquitoes, too...

Why can’t fleas survive in human hair?

Like most of your posts, this is irresponsible, under-researched and incorrect. You should not be giving people (bad) health advice and it is irresponsible of you to do so. It’s one thing when these garbage posts are made about headphones and quite another when they could threaten people’s lives. I don’t know whose…

The difference is that many people are much more comfortable with Jenner fitting into a patriarchal, conservative binary by being a “woman” rather than being a gender queer effiminate man. These same people find it offensive that anyone would even want to be black and are both baffled and repulsed that Dolezal did…

Pretty sure the laws change every 7 and a half minutes in Chicago.

Isn’t that exactly what you do want, if you must get an outdoor speaker? One that narrowly directs your noise so as to minimize the disturbance?

Alan, you’ll next be recommending ear muffs for the neighbors of the jerks who use these speakers to ruin the warm weather for everyone else in a mile radius?

The only person I've witnessed sleep that way, it seemed to me, had most of her face smashed into the pillow. She also slept for twelve solid hours without moving a muscle and told me this was normal for her. Even those massage chairs/tables with the face cut out make me feel like I'm suffocating.

Don't you feel like you're suffocating?

What did she go through over the last several years?

Be aware that the Supreme Court has decided that neither the generic manufacturer nor the original manufacturer can be held liable for any side effects including death, disfigurement, blindness & paralysis that you may develop from a generic medication. Generic manufacturers are also not required to update the list of…

Around the same age I thought 'secretaries' was another word for breasts.

You don't want a mattress with polyfoam in it, such as Casper. Look for 100% natural, botanical or organic latex. Dunlop is preferable to Tallalay. Most Tallalays are blends of all kinds of crap. The more natural rubber the mattress contains, the denser it will be and the more durable it will be. There are 70 year old…

You've written almost all of my favorite LifeHacker posts and are the reason I became a regular reader. I realize moving up the editing ladder is considered a promotion, but I'm sorry to have less direct content from you.

You forgot Mubi.

Thanks!