This should be the first post of a new sub-blog called ‘How To Make Pruno & Other Essential Prison Arts & Crafts’. Do ‘How To Make A Tattoo Gun’ next and a tutorial on how to fling a ‘kite’ under your door & into a neighboring cell without getting caught. Maybe the LifeHacker squad could contribute a ‘Time Management…

Yeah, he gave me a serious eye shagging in the West Village a hundred years ago and had I not been out with someone I probably would have thrown myself at him. It seems like he’s developed some sort of skin condition since then, though.

Viv looks like Reese Witherspoon.

I have a lead colored spot on my right foot from stepping on a pencil when I was 8.

Look again: Malek’s eyes are actually a very pale blue. They frequently appear dark only because his pupils are nearly constantly dilated — a side effect of cocaine, opiates create pinner eyes. The little boy playing his younger self does have brown eyes, for some reason. The person behind the fsociety mask in the…

This post should be titled ‘Sharon Stone Comes Out As Straight’ — who woulda guessed that?

We probably taste bad from all the food coloring and preservatives. If only we tasted bad to mosquitoes, too...

Why can’t fleas survive in human hair?

I read URL as ‘earl’ and that’s what it sounds like inside my head, but I pronounce it as yoo-are-ell so other people know what I’m talking about and when helping my parents with tech support it turns into, “the address, mom...no, the address...at the top of the window there’s a bar with the address in it—no, close…

undergone not underwent

All bodycams should be auto-uploading all of their footage in real time to a database. At the same time bodycams are issued to the police of a municipality, the citizenry of that jurisdiction should each be issued a smart card. This card, which will be optional for the citizen to carry with him or herself, will…

Deadly force is not justifiable for an officer of the peace in any situation.

Like most of your posts, this is irresponsible, under-researched and incorrect. You should not be giving people (bad) health advice and it is irresponsible of you to do so. It’s one thing when these garbage posts are made about headphones and quite another when they could threaten people’s lives. I don’t know whose…

This is bullshit. Stop advertising shit that doesn’t exist. Crowfunding campaigns should be put in their own sub-blog or otherwise marked as imaginary nonexistent vaporware in the post title. The few things that do get funded wind up being completely nonfunctional junk. Stop posting this crap.

Now you’ve made me think the cat, as an internet sensation, was orchestrated by anti-porn villains.

The difference is that many people are much more comfortable with Jenner fitting into a patriarchal, conservative binary by being a “woman” rather than being a gender queer effiminate man. These same people find it offensive that anyone would even want to be black and are both baffled and repulsed that Dolezal did…

Lyle & Tex are at the same prison my uncle has been housed in for the last fifteen or so years. I’ve seen Lyle with his wife a number of times. Tex is housed in a different yard.

Apple should be paying them $100 a year to make their browser more desirable. Are there coders unions?

B&H ships everything for free, no minimum purchase. Lots of sites do. Time to break free of your internet bubble & discover the world outside of Amazon.

You’re an idiot. My Amazon crap arrives between 6 hrs & 3 days after I order. I could pay a hundred bucks to be charged more for the same items, but you just keep doing that for me.