Can we talk about the fact that Kathy Ireland is the one who broke the story?! Everything about this is bonkers.

I loved watching Carol Burnett as a kid.

Off topic, but we need more Carol Burnett gifs on this site.

“THESE have always brought me luck...”

I'm friends with one of her granddaughters who continues the legacy. She's also very active in AIDS funding and research. Badassery runs in the family. One hell of a legacy to leave your family.

THANKS, REAGAN.

I know we are all probably still traumatized by the Lindsey Lohan biopic, but I would watch the ever-loving hell out of Dallas Buyers Club 2: White Diamonds.

AHHHHH. DAME LIZ BUYERS CLUB. THIS RULES.

I don’t even like accepting their friend requests on FB.

Hobbies are important. That one is particularly impressive.

We call it a War on Women precisely because assholes like you think forcing a woman to make a man wear birth control is preferable to giving her control over her own body after private consultation with her doctor.

Of course, he’s a guy who thinks we should protect our country by forcing other countries to wear our…

or maybe it’s the future

A+ gif usage you filthy goat

Let he who hasn’t measured their own dick cast the first stone

Tee hee!

1) I’m not paying $40 bucks for a pair of underpants

Not to mention what’s happened to the Jonestown brand.

The second biggest food argument in my household is over the (obvious) grossness of beets and my wife’s (incorrect) love of them.

Say what you want about Tarantino, but he’s right about this. Selma was a very good “made for TV” movie, but it certainly wasn’t Oscar worthy. Listen, I know I’m going to get heat for this, but can we please stop with the praising and gushing and awarding e v e r y s i n g l e movie about the suffering of minorities?…

Go ahead and email me!