Ted Cruz is Canadian

As a German I laugh at you. A hot dog is as German as a burrito is Mexican.

Nothing involving lacrosse is better than anything involving football.

With that goal, Blaze hoped to finally win the affection of his father, Nitro.

It’s okay, Heidi. I vomit in my mouth a little bit whenever the Cardinals are mentioned, too.

Just to clarify, Stephen A. Smith can belittle women and defend domestic violence with impunity, but Simmons can’t refer to basic anatomy?

Bill Simmons Fired for Mentioning Balls in Discussion About Balls

Smarmy commenter mistakes what's clearly marked as an advertisement for something Deadspin had any involvement with. Ironic.

I don't know, but I hate these people.

How to make a proposal all about you 101

The. Patriot. Way.

I was afraid of this when he got hurt last season and they still made the AFC Championship.

Wet times for the mail buoy watch.

This is only going to get uglier and uglier for ARod and I'm going to love every single second of it.....

I live in Boston and I will be going to this place now. That's awesome.

We could never buy these because the DoD is not structurally built to accept small, inexpensive and capable anything. Anything. A 24-man, 200 foot sub in the USN? I keep laughing even thinking about that making its way through the acquisition process.

Nice to see this finally! I was stationed at the Naval Base Point Loma (Subbase) as a dock master for the 2 years that this little sucker was there.

I'm pretty sure that the hot dog as we know it was created in the US. They would probably be insulted by being associated with that delicious mystery meat monstrocity. It's origins are probably German but it's current form is more american.

Launch Control was a huge factor. I was about 500 yards from the start on Saturday and he was screaming when he went by. Better weight balance. More power in the low end which is really important on Mt Washington as the longest straight is only .3 miles.