Ted Cruz is Canadian

As a German I laugh at you. A hot dog is as German as a burrito is Mexican.

Nothing involving lacrosse is better than anything involving football.

With that goal, Blaze hoped to finally win the affection of his father, Nitro.

It’s okay, Heidi. I vomit in my mouth a little bit whenever the Cardinals are mentioned, too.

Just to clarify, Stephen A. Smith can belittle women and defend domestic violence with impunity, but Simmons can’t refer to basic anatomy?

Bill Simmons Fired for Mentioning Balls in Discussion About Balls

Atilla- here’s the BTS view from the helicopter (I was in the heli, and work with the photographer):

Smarmy commenter mistakes what's clearly marked as an advertisement for something Deadspin had any involvement with. Ironic.

I don't know, but I hate these people.

Tesla laughs at your test

Would be lovely to hear people getting hired today by succeeding at Quiz-night! A round of beers and a job for the winning team.

since the douche nozz ripped off tesla that means i can have a cheat sheet right?

How to make a proposal all about you 101

Wet times for the mail buoy watch.

We could never buy these because the DoD is not structurally built to accept small, inexpensive and capable anything. Anything. A 24-man, 200 foot sub in the USN? I keep laughing even thinking about that making its way through the acquisition process.

Nice to see this finally! I was stationed at the Naval Base Point Loma (Subbase) as a dock master for the 2 years that this little sucker was there.

I'm pretty sure that the hot dog as we know it was created in the US. They would probably be insulted by being associated with that delicious mystery meat monstrocity. It's origins are probably German but it's current form is more american.

Launch Control was a huge factor. I was about 500 yards from the start on Saturday and he was screaming when he went by. Better weight balance. More power in the low end which is really important on Mt Washington as the longest straight is only .3 miles.