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Isn’t it weird that the only people who can earn unsportsmanlike conduct penalties are sportsmen?

Jabrill Peppers watches hentai? Sounds like my kind of guy.

I’m not judging, I’m big-scary-entity-curious.

This is the dumbest, most counterproductive take imaginable.

I worked with her once in the late 90s. The concept was a group of iconic TV mothers assembled for a very elaborate photo shoot at a huge specially designed set on an enormous soundstage at Paramount (iirc, the photographer was David LaChapelle).

Polar bears hunt humans and eat good dogs. They are the meanest bear.

Black Lotus will always have a place in legacy.

Carol Brady is survived by 5 loved children and Jan.

Here’s a story, of a lovely lady...

It occurs to me that there’s little fundamental difference between the modern “We need a story so let’s have major characters carry idiot balls and act against their previous nature.” and the silver age “We need a story so turn Jimmy Olson into a gorilla again.”

Marvel pulled Silver-age level stuff in the 80's? WTF is THAT.

If your mom likes cats, she might enjoy the internet.

Boob door?

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Awww. One of my very favorite “oh, shit!” dog moments:

The most anger I ever felt as a child.

My rescue - who was a right terror her first couple months at home - was kinda the same. She’d have occasional, seemingly random freakouts where she’d get all hunched over, tail between her legs and go hide behind the bed. I never could figure out the trigger - but I always felt so horrible when it’d happen; I’d go

This is why our dogs sleep on the bed with us.

So no potato chips for your husband.

LET MY KAMRYN GOOOOOOOOOOOO

An old high school classmate (Facebook friend, but not a real friend) just named her daughter Kamryn.