"Designer babies"?

Mitochondrial DNA is not the same thing as genomic DNA. This is not GATTACA.

Parents do not own their children. That's just a really weird and disturbing way of looking at parenthood. It's also not all that backed up by law or logic. I can sell my tv on Craigslist and yet those who have tried to do the same with children have found that the law frowns upon it and will put them in jail for it.…

Gird your loins, males

Step 4: Make sure to smash your middle finger into your dress right before it dries.

I hope he finds out he is number 4 in the rotation because his dick game is kind of weak.

Thank you for doing that! We can't coddle these morons any longer when it's a matter of public health. It's selfish, ignorant bullshit to not vaccinate.

His mother was an excellent player and a very good coach. She does a hell of a lot of work to get younger people who aren't rich into tennis. Both her sons are award winning players (Jamie has some doubles titles, I do believe.)

You know, it's really funny how most of the people who complain about a 45-minute long continuously played half (+ a few minutes injury time) will happily sit and watch an American football half so broken up by clock stoppages that it takes more than twice as long as the soccer half to get through.

I would add "spend some time doing customer support if possible." This is particularly true if you're working on interfaces, but in any event it will be helpful for you to learn what the end-user expects, and what flummoxes them. My first two years as an installation programmer were spent doing first-line support…

"After three years, if you're not being groomed for something bigger and badder, external promotion (read: changing jobs) is usually the way to go."

Honestly, if people kept asking me about my ex husband I would have been a million times less gracious than she has been.

Such a fun game. :)

This is huge. Really. It's an acknowledgement of the modern world. For all his flaws, this is the first pope we have that seems to have advanced beyond the fifteenth century. Bravo.

Planners will tell you that May through October are the most popular months for weddings; if you intend to get hitched in a major city during that time, you need to plan at least a year ahead.

It's not even New Age or hipster!

I'm really upset with how far this site has fallen. Back in the old days, Jez used to be the type of place that would show naked pictures of Charlie Hunnam's ass, or do exposes on cartoon penises. And now it's all Justin Bieber bulge. For shame, Jez. For shame. We can - and must - do better than this.

For what it's worth, Jezebel was just recently blocked by my company too (large financial institution) for the exact same reasons (intimate apparel/swimsuit). I'm wondering if one of your advertisers is throwing up a false positive or you guys made it onto a large list somewhere. Jeze worked here up until Monday.