‘Remember: “No.” is a complete sentence.’ is probably the single best statement to come out of your columns here, and I tend to feel your columns are very, very rich in solid advice/perspective.

Michelle - I don’t have kids but I catch your articles occasionally and I just wanted to say - especially with this piece - you’re doing a real service to parents everywhere.

An ostensibly feminist (or, at least, feminist-adjacent) website making jokes about a woman being stalked isn’t “snark” or “adult humour,” it’s shitty, crass, and trivializes a form of violence 15% of women will experience in their lifetime.

Look, I know we all aren’t supposed to like Taylor Swift or whatever, but making jokes about men doing incredibly creepy things to terrorize her seems a little...much?

“Listen, these Reindeer games are always tough. I wanted to get Rudolph a bit more involved, but this was no Fog Bowl. On defense, I wanted to see a bit more Blitzen. As for the endzone celebrations I thought Dancer and Prancer were fine, as long as it’s within the rules and in good fun.”

I would imagine that any artist that wants to sell a lot of albums and thus end up selling more tour tickets and merch etc etc would release songs anywhere they could to try to increase their popularity. This seems like smart business to me? Idk, I can’t hate T.S. the way Jez wants me to and see everything she does as…

“Passive-Aggressive Gifts to Make Recipients Feel Sad and Belittled”

I will not condemn a man on rumor alone.

That is exactly my point in what’s really wrong with this mentality. When someone wishes me “May the blessings of the Earth Mother be upon you,” they’re not imposing a custom on me: they’re extending their benevolence in what is customary to themselves. I, personally, am thankful eventhough I do not believe in such an…

Shit man. Theres some writers out there who can’t find a job and to them I say this. If Nick Douglas can get paid to write dumb two bit shit like this then so can you.

Who the hell hired you? There is a laundry list of things wrong with this article. First off it’s not a “life hack” It’s opinionated politics and religion shoved down peoples throats and telling them how they should live their social interaction lifestyles.

Seriously. The last two letters. Men refusing to accept that they have to tell their dick “NO”.

If not cheating on your partner in a monogamous relationship meets your definition of sainthood you’ve set the bar pretty low.

It’s incredible isn’t it? Not to mention how creepy it is, particularly considering the zeitgeist regarding sexual harassment, that this guy, seemingly in some position of authority over this young woman, can’t take “no” for a fucking answer.

Pop quiz, hotshot: You’ve caught feels for this woman. ... What do you do? WHAT DO YOU DO?

I think this kind of comment is rude and unnecessary. My best guy friend is losing his hair and he is pretty self conscious about it and there’s really nothing he can do. He has it cropped short right now and honestly looks fine. It’s not that big of a deal and I think it’s kinda shitty to actively try to make men…

They need to find someone else to write this column

Not true, at least for me. I’d be uncomfortable condemning anyone if the only evidence of wrongdoing was second and third-hand rumors, and if the supposed sources of those accusations started directly refuting them.

If I were Nukey, I’d just let it go and let any future interactions go into the ‘if I feel like it’ category. If I see it’s their birthday on Facebook, I’ll wish them a happy one. I wouldn’t avoid them at a social gathering, but I wouldn’t go out of my way for them either.

This 11-year-old kid just put together more tangible thought and words than the fucking President of our country has at any point in his life.