I am by no means Madonna's biggest fan (or really a fan at all), but I think anyone who has ever had a relationship with an addict (family or otherwise) knows that there's a point when you have to step back and wash your hands of the situation - especially if they aren't ready to get sober. There's only so far you can…

NO!

it's pronounced "bouquet"!!

I love that she asked to keep the wardrobe. Oh and everything about her. I want another Carol Burnett special, damn it!

"A woman saying yes to a date with a man is literally insane and ill-advised, and the whole species' existence counts on them doing it. I don't know how they...how do women still go out with guys, when you consider the fact that there is no greater threat to women than men? We're the number one threat to women.…

I think the cuter the animal is, the more delicious its meat will taste.

OF COURSE YOU CAN'T CHANGE A FUCKING DIAPER IN THE MIDDLE OF A RESTAURANT.

You left off one: just about every American micro-brewer's IPA. The typical IPA brewed in this country is loaded with hoppy bitterness overkill to hide the fact that there's absolutely no other flavor in the beer. It's like the Starbuck's French Roast of beer.

Yeah, a nice steal from Vivienne Westwood's phallic key chain and necklaces of some years back that get revived every now and again.