KanyeTheBest is asking the real questions here.

Well, shit...

Don't do it, Paula! Run!

I mean...Sari seemed like a busy woman to me. NO GUARANTEES IN THE LEOGARCHY! #lionpaternitytests

Thank you for my nightmare fuel for tonight. I tip my cap.

Hat jousting is now a thing. I decree it.

When I was a kid, I had the same situation. I bit into my nugget and started chewing, then felt a really tough part. I spit it out and looked at it. It was an hourglass shaped piece of gristle. Being a 2nd grader who had just learned the parts of the ear, I looked at my Dad and said, "Look! A chicken eardrum."

He…

My day has been made. I thank you. *cackles maniacally*