Women: I say this as a sister and a friend, because I love you.

I'm a straight woman who feels like no one's attracted to me. I "peaked" over ten years ago according to men. At least men don't depreciate like fucking cars. Whyyyy do men think women are never lonely, rejected, ignored?! Is it because the "dime pieces" are literally the only ones on your radars?

That’s an excellent perspective and echo your remarks. Word of the day is... "re-purpose"

These places look great for a zombie or dystopic apocalypse.

I did a school project on Park Central Mall here in Phoenix last year. One of the first true "malls" in Phoneix, built in the early 1960s. None of the original tenants remain, but the building has been preserved well enough that it's actually experiencing a bit of a renaissance - there are about 8 restaurants…

That is actually a fantastic idea. Turning something like this into a shelter for clean living could help out many many people.

Who gets sued now if the same happens to squatters? Or do we as a Western world say "when a property falls out of use for X amount of time, we use eminent domain to reclaim it as a public space" then "if you are housing uncertain and want to become responsible we will let you and people you choose to develop this…

I am both ashamed and embarrassed that I never had this thought. That would be such a wonderful outcome to something so wasteful.

i dunno... all i see in these photos is zombie outbreak

Louie hit this one on the head. I've dated a lot of heavier girls and I've definitely felt the judgement from other men. The problem isn't that men don't like big girls; it's that men don't like the way other men look at them when they're with big girls. It's a societal issue that Louis illustrates flawlessly. It's…

"She opened her top and showed them her boobs, which Jennifer says were completely covered in 'the most beautiful angels and beautiful butterflies and baskets of flowers in pastel-colored tattoos.'"

The people who actually are experts in this kind of thing have been saying it won't work since Reagan instituted the idea back in the 80's. The (mostly Republican) proponents of the idea think that if they just throw enough money at the problem it can be solved. The problem is you don't solve a problem like this by…

Glad they touched upon the most important game mechanic of all time in any game ever:

At first, I was surprised by how incredibly level-headed she was through all of this. Then I realized how often she's had to touch his naked body and figured she's probably mastered the art of burying her emotions.

Welcome to America, Canada!

Your joke lacked the humor part.

You mean your vagina?