Tom, I'm afraid you've been hoodwinked: this is viral marketing for Bud Light Lime Straw-Ber-Rita.

"Hey, these videogames suck. Can I have some better ones lest I commit suicide?"

• Dodge & Burn, $10,000 for a decent photograph of anything

I heard so much of this when I was dealing with postpartum depression/anxiety. That I needed to get my shit together because I had a baby now. That I was selfish for wallowing in my own issues when there was a baby who depended on me. That I should have thought about all this before I had a baby (which was even more…

Regarding the selfish attitude thing…

You're alive, that means you consume resources and time that other's could have for themselves you selfish prick. :/

And please, let's not fool anybody. That 1-800 number isn't helping anybody

[removes human suit]

Heterosexual men have some huge (or not) cognitive dissonance about the fact that the people out there looking for dick pics, are not the kind of people they want looking at their dicks.

Not to get racial, but a lot of these execs are coming from homes where drinking is normalised and then they go to college and enter mostly white frats and drink a bunch. I don't want to say that white people are all alcoholics, but it does seem like something that activists in the white community might want to focus…

If your condition persists for 4 hours or more, please seek medical attention.

...and yet, a toddler giving a frog a golden show is totally acceptable.

Fragilé

People who smoke consume more calories but weigh less, on average (there was just an article on it). Weed is Mother Nature's magical gift

I never really got the weed munchies... drunk munchies on the other hand... that's my downfall. And of course the day after hang-over, which is basically a day long free for all for me. My go to is an entire box of cheez-its.

The weed may be zero calorie, but the entire Costco-sized bag of Pirate's Booty that I will pour down my throat after smoking it is definitely not.

Yoga has taught me many ways of coping with this feeling.

Exactly. All power and strength to you!