i know death quite well ... from watching the violent death of my older brother when i was three to, at fourteen, having to walk through the puddle of my mother's lifeblood and having to, on my own, make her funeral arrangements

as someone whose mother actually committed suicide, i stand by what i said

this is the problem with reckless behavior ... you punch a guy in a bar, who turns out to be recovering from a severe concussion, and you are liable for the extreme consequences ... shame a suicidal woman and she commits suicide, and you are responsible

so right ... that was an eye-roller

i am so sorry for you, lady ... that would blow my mind ... but, for what it's worth, having to deal with crazy family members is pretty normative

rest assured that i can tolerate a nice american-made aioli with my fries ... yeah, it's frenchie sounding, but paula deen makes it, so it's probably just cajun

feliz navidad?

we are such a smartypants, aren't we?

well, have you seen any pics of nz dated 12/21/12?

well, godzilla's got a nasty surprise coming when he reaches the united states and discovers that we're all carrying concealed handguns ... bring it on, big boy!

one year, the guys across the street from me put a toilet in their front yard with a sign saying "merry kiss my ass" ... it was evidently retaliation for neighborhood children bouncing balls and riding skateboards down the sidewalk all summer

that would be special!

leftovers are my favorite meal!

i hope it was choco chip, cos warm choco chip cookies are the best bedtime snack!

i'm glad someone appreciates it! cos i could totally get into this jesus ... he's telling it like it is, talking about personal responsibility and getting right with each other, but still appreciating a good time ... and, yeah, sharing his yak and weed

ummmm, no biggie ... just lookin' for clarity ... cos if you did confuse the two — a confusion your "/" seemed to express — you wouldn't be the first

oh my ... never mind then ... it's just that you mentioned your soul, so i thought you were having a spiritual experience

well, which do you want? muhammad or allah? cos in islam, allah is god ... while muhammad, like jesus and abraham before him, was a prophet and a messenger

uh ... don't mean to be harsh ... but i don't know who the hell you are talking about

oh, great ... asshole baby goat is back, kicking the shit out of little black kids